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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Heww - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By not a brain cell in sight - 16/06/2013 20:20 - United States - Muskegon
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By Kasey103 - 22/01/2013 23:39 - United States - Grand Rapids
In my defense, when she said, "Dresden is in Germany, Sweetie." I knew exactly where it was. My cousins are from Leipzig. I guess her accent just made the name sound funny. But thank you all for adding your two cents about the American education system.
By Dracoboxer357 - 05/01/2013 16:00 - Canada
48- It's called Couvade's syndrome, I looked it up when I started randomly throwing up in public before she did with our first child. It's also how we knew for sure we were pregnant with our second: I spontaneously puked out my truck window onto another car while driving through town. ;P I've gotten the whole roller coaster ride of emotions through two pregnancies already, I'm pretty sure it's just more of the same now. :)
By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States
By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia
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2- My mother did eventually understand you can get it while still being a virgin. She thought the doctor was covering for me so I wouldn't have to tell her I was sexually active. When we got home we looked up articles and I proved it to her. Either way, I'm still going to be in a crap load of pain when these puppies burst if they decide not to remove them...