By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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mahade 0

I signed up especially to leave this comment: MARRY THAT GIRL!

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SlightlyGPirate 0

hahahahhahaaha damn that sucks, butt that just made my day xD

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purple_riot 0

The real FML is that you haven't realised how cool your girlfriend is!

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FinnGirl12 2

I don't see the FML in this...that girl is AWESOME.

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apriljrdn 0

haha thats totally something i would do. P.s. keep that girl. she's not afraid of who she is and that's rare :D

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Nocturnalbamf 0

she sounds freaky as hell, if your life is effed because of that then give her my number

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Red_Cloud 1

The **** bro? That is NOT an fml, thats just ******* awesome.

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shirvon100 0

she torched your ass,

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hank2222 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's the best thing I think I've ever heard! Kudos to a hilarious girlfriend. But... She did cry wolf. Next time smack her ass and start workin her even harder.

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ChChCharlie 10

That seriously made my day!! Hahahaha total mood killer - but AWESOME xD Lmfao

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el_cid 0

I was drinking a soda, while i read this. My monitor is sticky now. ******* awesome comment. Praise your girl, she's the one.

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