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Common misconception.
This is a little vulgar for someone with kittens as their picture, wouldn't you say?
Drinking lowers your inhibitions so you are more "loose" and easier to entertain. However, just like in anything there are extremes. You do not have to drink to the point where you don't remember anything or wake up hungover. You can enjoy yourself with 20-30$ in that case. And frankly, sometime the "stupid shit" you do will come as good memories.
It just turns you into the person you really are.
whoever told you being drunk is fun is a straight asshole. it hurts, vomit isn't appetizing, and you still feel drunk the next day and don't want to lol.......good times.
When I've had a few drinks, my OCD goes away.
They see me trollin'... They hatin'...
Atleast your books are straight. Next time, maybe you'll organize the pantry by amount of calories. Way to go, Champ!
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You should count yourself incredibly lucky that not only are you apparently passive and safe when drunk, you're also productive!
If you have boring thoughts it's not.