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Not a drinker or do drugs. So I can't even relate. Awkward!
Don't attend any house parties.
Apparently your just a lame drunk
It would have sucked if a earth quake hit
Of courrrrseeeeee it was your "younger sister". Don't try to save face. Your joke was horrible and disgusting.
Re-organising your bookcase... isn't fun? :(
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You should count yourself incredibly lucky that not only are you apparently passive and safe when drunk, you're also productive!
If you have boring thoughts it's not.