Miscellaneous: Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at... - FML

By dope_mcfly - 29/01/2014 16:55 - United States - Keene

Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

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dope_mcfly 24

Thursday 30 January 2014 9:31

Hey, OP here. I would have mentioned in the FML that my work phone is one of those "dumb phones" and does not have any option to block numbers. After she did that for two nights in a row, I wound up setting one of the fax machine at my office to auto-dial her mobile and house phones every 15 minutes. Now, the only thing that wakes me up is the occasional user who forgot their login info, and my wife's odd food cravings.

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reneetlovesyou 30

Wednesday 29 January 2014 23:16

She should be letting you enjoy your rest while you can instead..

ActionFearo 39

Wednesday 29 January 2014 23:16

Block her. Problem solved

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B0n351337loser 7

Saturday 8 February 2014 8:44

Shouldn't have given her your work number

Blahblah9921 4

Tuesday 11 February 2014 5:02

block her calls

SailorSolaris 43

Tuesday 11 February 2014 23:00

That was seriously aweful, but after reading your follow-up, I'm loving it! Way to get revenge!

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