Intimacy: Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower...

By Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 025

You deserved it 6 668

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 520

You deserved it 2 720

By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 240

You deserved it 2 816

By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 294

You deserved it 2 895

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 852

You deserved it 18 399

By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 175

You deserved it 3 634

You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 190

You deserved it 3 349

Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 837

You deserved it 7 668

Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 092

You deserved it 262

Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 942

You deserved it 12 009

By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 810

You deserved it 7 603

hwilly 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out

tylerjs12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

lol

Comments

deathnotelovaaa 0

Monday 26 September 2011 1:18

awkward seems like an understatement.. fyl.. u r officially scarred 4 life..

desertpunk75 11

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:00

Wincest lol

MissyInfamus 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:49

Today, I got into the shower with who I thought was my husband. It was my son. FML

RomanBeauty 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:56

Therapy. Lots of therapy

fitimdone22 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 1:22

I just threw up a little

YoSoyNicole_ 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 21:47

Ew Lmaooo

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:32

It's going to awkward at the dinner table...

Shabbarbie 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 23:29

That awkward moment when she still doesn't know it's you and starts doing things

jmcr 27

Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:00

Oh thats seriously awkward

queeennnale 18

Friday 22 March 2013 16:08

I'm sure you'll be locking the bathroom door from now on.....

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