Intimacy: Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower... - FML

By Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Spicy

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 519

You deserved it 2 720

By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 240

You deserved it 2 816

By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 895

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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You deserved it 3 634

You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 837

You deserved it 7 668

Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 942

You deserved it 12 009

By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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You deserved it 7 603

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hwilly 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out

tylerjs12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

lol

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SamanthaLovr 0

Monday 2 May 2011 16:31

I'd make him stop and be like total turn off and go to sleep

fidyduce 0

Monday 2 May 2011 17:42

as long as OP was not vigorously washing things then no harm no foul.

bigbadblackman 2

Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:46

lmao worst day ever

maryrain 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 23:38

oh no, she knew it was you the whole time ;)

saturnsonic 3

Friday 6 May 2011 1:03

youre beautiful Gwen

COOL_beans27 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 10:51

ha are you sure she confused you for your dad?? ha ha Aww... I just really grossed myself out.... but seriously fyl that would be a traumatic thing. *shudder*

LexiPussyYum 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 20:21

Well You sisters boy friend didnt get in the shower with you and fingerbang you even though i did enjoy it :)

maryrain 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 3:51

hahahahahaha :)

Vincent_Red 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 23:42

-Mom shimmies into shower- Mom: Hey big boy -Son turns around in shock- Son: OMFG MOM WTF!!! -Mother is shocked- Mom: OMG I, I thought you were your father -Mom run out in shame- Son: I have... the weirdest boner o,0...

bambam0209 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 13:58

and ....... what happened next?

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Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML

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Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severely depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had a disagreement over the pronunciation of the word "train." It turned into a heated debate that lasted all night and ended with us sleeping in separate rooms. FML

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