Intimacy: Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up...

By WasntWorthIt - 30/07/2014 17:04 - United States - Concord

Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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By tara22 - 27/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Like in the movies

By alltern8ive - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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Danny_Boy12 13

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:32

Atleast he tried....

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:33

Well.. I mean.. It could've been worse..?

Comments

cakefete2 30

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:38

There are things that work best in movies. This would be one of them. Another would be sex on the beach. Let's just say there are certain places that sand doesn't belong.

Agtthepw 21

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:42

And they're surely not ready yet to make it to Hollywood!

Chibi_Kitten 24

Thursday 31 July 2014 4:14

Shoot..I wanted to try that. Thanks for the warning.

LisaDay 14

Thursday 31 July 2014 8:26

Sex on a beach? works if you do it on a blanket. or at least a towel under the privates of anyone laying down. itll help with the sand problem. still romantic, not as messy :)

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:38

it's truly the thought that counts right

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:41

Bloody hell! At least he had the right notion and it would have been romantic had he pulled it off right. He gets an A for effort but an E for execution.

shudson186 17

Thursday 31 July 2014 1:43

After it's done bleeding OP I would put a small ice cube in your mouth to kind of relieve the pain for a bit. Sorry to hear that you both got hurt, but his intentions were good at heart.