By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

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RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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modelos10 19

maybe it was like rhey said in glee. she got preagnant bc of the hottub or something

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PSYqualiac 17

Is her name Mary?

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royalbee 0

how long have they been together? if there in a new relationship, it could be from the previous. she may not have cheated.

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T1A2Z3 34

Did she cheat? Have you guys only been going out for a short time?

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