By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 131 749
You deserved it 7 583

Same thing different taste

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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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grace12898 0

Don't believe her if she says it's from being in a hot tub together!!

We haven't? Don't you meen YOU haven't?!

sugarbear0727 19

Well, you obviously have no obligation to stick around. Leave if she cheated, its not hard. If she was pregnant before you got together, you can either help if the real dad doesn't or you can leave. Its not your kid.