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By wtf - 15/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Concord

Today, my father informed me that I was no longer welcome at his home. The unpardonable offense? Chewing gum in the house. FML
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Glowworm56 26

Meanwhile, the drugdealer brother and the axe murderer son-in-law are welcome any time.

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RichardPencil 30

That’s a Big Red flag that something’s wrong. You ought to use a Bazooka to blow his house into Orbit. It’s the Trident true way to fix it.

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apossessedbagel 14

Your dad would hate me then. I'm always eating sunflower seeds, which can sometimes be louder (cracking some of those stronger shells) and are usually considered a lot grosser by most people (all of the spitting). Anyways, sorry to hear this, OP. I hope he changes his mind.

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Stealthclaws 16

I’m even allergic to those but I prefer them over gum. At least they don’t stink up the place and stick to everything

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Glowworm56 26

Meanwhile, the drugdealer brother and the axe murderer son-in-law are welcome any time.

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Lobby_Bee 17

This is a sticky situation you got yourself into.

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RichardPencil 30

That’s a Big Red flag that something’s wrong. You ought to use a Bazooka to blow his house into Orbit. It’s the Trident true way to fix it.

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Wintermelons 19

10/10 would read again

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Stealthclaws 16

Maybe people like you are why he kicks out people who chew gum.

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acmariner99 25

What’s with all of the lousy Dad posts? At least you weren’t legally disowned.

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indienerdgirl 27

Well that's a bit dramatic.

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Mykman 9

i guess a good chewing out wasn't good enough.

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manb91uk 22

Good thing you didn’t come out as bisexual and make it even more uncomfortable you filthy animal!

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tonyfan00 38

Are you homeschooled? I mean you should know not to chew gum during class!

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worldclassrager 39

Something must have happened for it to be forbidden...I wonder what it was... Is there an alternative that’s allowed?

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