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By Anonymous - 17/05/2016 18:06 - United States

Today, my dad came over to see my new apartment. It was the first time I'd seen him in months. I was walking down the three flights of stairs to meet him when my dog got excited and tripped me. I fell down the remaining two flights of stairs and my dad got in his car and left. FML

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Why would your dad just leave??

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