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New creepypasta dropped

By Sad mom - 21/07/2024 08:00 - United States - Riverview

Today, after I had a miscarriage in December, and finding out in June that I was 13 weeks pregnant with twins, I was told out that Baby B had consumed Baby A. FML

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Sunday 21 July 2024 18:56

I would advise you not to piss that kid off.

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Sunday 21 July 2024 16:58

that's really heart breaking. but, you're having a chimera baby and that's pretty cool, though sad

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Justkidding100 41

Sunday 21 July 2024 15:28

this is pretty common with twins, I know the facts are probably making it seem worse but I've also heard that twins that absorb their twin tend to be larger when born, so that may help their health too.