Animals: Today, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there....

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By ReiracsNeve - 05/02/2016 22:51 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there. FML

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brendejafulable 41

Saturday 6 February 2016 14:36

Free piercings.

purplemango 21

Saturday 6 February 2016 14:36

How'd you get it out?

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QueenBii 14

Saturday 6 February 2016 22:41

Maybe he thought a nose ring would have looked good in you. He wanted to save you some money by doing it himself, just pay him in catnip!

scottishoatmeal 22

Saturday 6 February 2016 23:32

Ouch - hope you're alright

asakadelis 7

Sunday 7 February 2016 1:41

Well isn't that just purrfect

searchr999 14

Sunday 7 February 2016 4:58

HA I choked on my coffee!

Scorpio01 16

Sunday 7 February 2016 5:01

Pretty sure she would have panicked and pulled like crazy.

idk_rose 25

Sunday 7 February 2016 5:07

I cringed so hard. Well... Free piercings are cool ?

am1717 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 17:28

Ouch.. Imagine having to sneeze after that

Sasquatch7788 6

Monday 8 February 2016 5:37

been there had a feral kitten hanging from my nose for twenty minutes

peckerbeak22 14

Tuesday 9 February 2016 1:35

LMAO. I laughed for like 5 mins

Berber260 14

Tuesday 9 February 2016 2:02

Better "claw" than "claws".

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