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By ReiracsNeve - 05/02/2016 22:51 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 017
You deserved it 1 835

Comments

Op is still walking around with his cat hanging from his nose.

@32: I once had a cat's claw stuck in the back of my neck after getting scared. I'm pretty sure your situation is much worse. Good luck and update us when you manage to get it removed!

spacefish966 18

For ***** sake ! I cry when I pull a nose hair. I can't imagine pulling a ******* cat claw out

Ugh that happened to me once except the claw came out right away

bearbear120 27

Yikes it must have been hard driving to the hospital.

I feel like an imbecile for asking but could someone explain the joke to me. I don't understand it and well it's not exactly something I can Google and figure out. edit: moments after submitting my comment, I understood it but I can't delete my comment

joeyl2008 29

That's why you should get cats declawed

Declawing harms the cat. Please do not get your cat declawed.

majority of vets won't even do the procedure anymore, because it's so horrible for the cat.

That should be illegal, it's harmful to the cats preservation and hunting skills if the cat ever gets abandoned or lost, they need their claws, how would you like it if we removed all of your fingernails?

It's not just the fingernail that gets removed. It's the entire end of the finger, from the last joint down.

I'll declaw my cat when you let me chop off all your fingers from the last knuckle down.

Its_Sinon 15

Nice Dangan Ronpa profile picture #8

No shilly shallying in the AM when your cat wants breakfast-mine would do this in a heartbeat! Hope OP didn't write this FML with the claw still in...

Maybe it was just because your cat hides his toys up there.