Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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coldasfire 23

Friday 8 May 2015 1:47

At least he's honest

DrCheese 16

Wednesday 3 June 2015 17:02

Tough shit.

guttedbrit 26

Tuesday 26 January 2016 12:36

aaaaaand dumped.

MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 17 July 2016 10:27

Or he just has erectile dysfunction

jaydoo 6

Thursday 23 March 2017 21:58

**** him. Get a new one.

404wan 19

Sunday 28 October 2018 2:00

well then, clearly you two dont make a good fit and should break up. unless you want a sexless relationship and rock bottom self esteem.

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