Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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babybubz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

wow.. hopefully he isn't your boyfriend anymore...

bigpapi210 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

well more likely he's gay.

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iltby 3

Monday 19 April 2010 20:23

Or maybe he just can't keep it up. His way of blaming you for his problem IMO.

dearestqwerty 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:49

You're ugly.

Tubes 4

Friday 23 April 2010 4:31

He's got erectile dysfunction and he doesn't want to admit it, so he blames you for it.

confucious 0

Friday 28 May 2010 16:36

You must be really fugly!!!!!!!!!!!

BoCo_fml 9

Sunday 18 July 2010 4:04

What a dick!! No pun intended!! If he can't keep it up that's his problem.

jsmnhwll 6

Sunday 18 July 2010 14:19

- At Least He Was Honest About It , He Could've Said Somethinq Like "Too Many Distractions" or Somethinq Retarted Like That . But At Least Now Yhu Know The Truth !

Thunderpants12 2

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:23

Plastic surgery does wonders.

finallyfreemaria 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:28

sorry OP I've had the same problem...I feel your pain D:

ssskylar 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 5:48

"You're not attractive enough..." Is that really something you should say to a girl..ever..?

McJim778 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:26

Ouch! What a bugger... FYL!

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