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By grannygirlfriend - 06/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

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Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:26

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Comments

backoffmyshiz_fml 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:24

At least you act mature lol

naddification 7

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:45

Watch out, he might fall for your grandma!

manjo71 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:47

I too have a fetish for grandmothers

tommyfox 19

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:05

Kinky!

Steve95401 49

Wednesday 7 December 2011 3:58

It's creepy too.

Justine94_x 31

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:52

People are into some weird things...

Alecksander 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:09

That's too sexy.

2anonymous2 2

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:13

well grandmas r nice so maybe its a compliment

Sweetcupcakes123 6

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:24

Today, after months of aprehension, I finally told my girlfriend my fetish, hoping that she would be supportive of it because I loved her so much and wanted her to be a part of it. She laughed, and then she told everyone about it on the internet. I'll never live this down. FML