Sex, Awkward and Smells: To each his own

To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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cuz803 44

Thursday 5 October 2023 16:51

Try having sex with him in the shower. See if he says he hates how "good you smell".

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something tells me that showering will not fix OP’s problem…

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What a douche.

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