Health: Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook... - FML

By Kathryn - 08/08/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

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Ben360 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:56

Tell him to eff off!

ariannaimelda 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:58

Tell him it's an all you can eat buffet and the customer is always right! Dont feel bad OP. Eat, drink and be merry! :D

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StunnaBri 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 6:11

Damn he wrong ass shit

Cmcnab1997 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 13:25

The last time u saw 90210 was on the weight score.

fatman1970 25

Monday 7 November 2011 16:59

What part of "all you can eat" did he not understand?

aMoR3mio 5

Friday 16 December 2011 23:06

what doesn't the cook get about "all you can eat"? couldn't he get in trouble for telling you to stop getting more food? sorry OP :/ you should report him to the manager.

amhort 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:42

What was the cook doing out in the dining room anyway? I call fake on this one.

Ninetales247 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:10

That Chef must really love food Was he fat?

Gmax884 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:33

I'd tell that mothafucka get out my face befo I hit him wif a crab leg

adammeyer 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:30

Fatass

Razman201 14

Monday 9 April 2012 20:52

All you can eat, guess the chef didn't like the fact his food was going down so well :S

gfox25 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 20:03

maybe the cook is concerned about your weight and doesn't wish to be the impending cause of your death, fatass.

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