Health: Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook... - FML

By Kathryn - 08/08/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

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Ben360 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:56

Tell him to eff off!

ariannaimelda 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:58

Tell him it's an all you can eat buffet and the customer is always right! Dont feel bad OP. Eat, drink and be merry! :D

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newburton13 26

Saturday 16 June 2012 18:19

Tell him to **** off, that it's all you can eat, and if he tries to stop you you'll sue for false advertising.

FlamingColor 30

Friday 1 March 2013 4:40

Goku is that you?

yenze 18

Friday 20 September 2013 2:25

You should of asked him for a diet coke after he told you that then went and got more food.

tazzy349 11

Wednesday 13 November 2013 5:29

you disgusting pig

dawanjony 18

Tuesday 28 October 2014 10:13

Where is it

xxWTFxx1981 23

Monday 6 May 2019 20:55

The cook may of been a ass but I been at McDonalds before and watch some real fat people order like 3 meals then get a diet coke... I always get this over whelming feeling to smack the burgers out of their hand. I mean someone has to intervene...

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