Intimacy: Today, I went to meet a guy for drinks. He recently separated... - FML

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By calidodge - 22/12/2016 16:45

Today, I went to meet a guy for drinks. He recently separated from his girlfriend and I thought this would be in the bag. As soon as he shows up he tells me they got back together and he only came because he felt bad for me. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 23 December 2016 2:25

-squints at OP- So... You were going to get an emotionally compromised guy drunk in order to get him to either agree to a date or to take advantage of him... we're supposed to feel bad for you, for what reason?

One_In_Three 24

Friday 23 December 2016 4:13

Because they're a rapist who obviously can't seem to score a person any other way?

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GhostFox 33

Friday 23 December 2016 2:25

-squints at OP- So... You were going to get an emotionally compromised guy drunk in order to get him to either agree to a date or to take advantage of him... we're supposed to feel bad for you, for what reason?

One_In_Three 24

Friday 23 December 2016 4:13

Because they're a rapist who obviously can't seem to score a person any other way?

Zelda9678 11

Friday 23 December 2016 5:19

Yeah, it's definitely a pretty awful thing for OP to do. I think it's safe to say OP'S not a very good person.

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