Intimacy Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my...

Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

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Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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Handy

Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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Oddly specific

RowerBud - 02/07/2021 02:01 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML

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Hi!

AlexaSt2611 - 25/08/2010 00:08 - Paraguay

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

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Cute but… TMI

heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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Big one

Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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Check this out

Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Anonymous - 27/06/2019 14:30

Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Monday 23 November 2015 19:32

This is the breast story I've ever heard.

thecitizen 15

Monday 23 November 2015 19:26

Become a model ;)

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 24 November 2015 4:22

Huh...

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 24 November 2015 4:57

I almost said me too...except I'm a straight female so it's still kind of an FML moment...

AirBusDriver 23

Tuesday 24 November 2015 5:58

Amen!

MrsDovahkiin 14

Tuesday 24 November 2015 8:36

Definitely favoriting this! LOL

AstroTurfMatador 11

Tuesday 24 November 2015 8:37

Well, being turned on by the sight of one's own boobs is quite a titular event for any man, and you need to milk it for all that it's worth!

lal24ryan 2

Tuesday 24 November 2015 10:00

my mind went boobs, concieded, eww.

JosephKorso 15

Tuesday 24 November 2015 12:27

"How 'bout that side boob? Huh? That turn you on? Well, it shouldn't, because that's my side boob. Good night, everybody."

kewpiesuicide 29

Tuesday 24 November 2015 13:27

I was really excited about this FML for a minute...

jitterbug1503 12

Tuesday 24 November 2015 15:51

That took an unexpected turn...

Saucepenguin 6

Tuesday 24 November 2015 16:28

Sorry man but you just made my day! ?

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Friday 27 November 2015 11:14

Why is that a question?

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Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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Today, my smartwatch notified me mid-meeting, saying “You’ve been inactive for an hour, get moving!” I stood up instinctively to “stretch,” only to trip over my chair and send my water bottle flying across the boardroom table. FML

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Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML

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Today, after showering and moisturising, I turned my fan on to max blast. I got covered in clumps of dust, which I had to take another shower to remove. FML

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