By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 06:18 - Canada

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Today, I was wanking and started thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADHD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML
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perdix 29

I thought Marge's blue pubes would help you get to the finish line.

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silent_bride 5

96: Actually, the two are now combined under the term ADHD. What used to be known as ADD is now called Attention Deficit: Primary Indicator Inattention, whereas "ADHD" is Attention Deficit: Primary Indicator Hyperactivity. At least, that's how it works in educational psychology.

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Horcruxer 0

Whoo 4 years, 1 week is a long enough wait for me usually

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whyseeatall 4

It's because Matt Groening wanted people to think that the colors on their TVs were off and to make them fiddle with the rbg dial (this was back when we used tube TVs).

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joerobot 2

I know what that's like:|

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darcimckeown 3

that was the joke...

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closet4 3

I am a girl with ADHD and I totally recognize this problem.

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