By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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boogyz 4

The knife is a bit overkill buy you def deserved it

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davincidasecond 24

Well he's not the only one who thought that was funny. I for one always laugh when assholes get what's coming to them.

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SBittick 20

This is probably the worst FML to date. OP is a first rate as$ wipe!

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Princessuuke 17

What made you think throwing a rock at someone was a good idea in the first place?

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EmiliaB 12

Why the **** would you throw a rock at him in the first place? Ydi big time.

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xXKitty_01085 7

"He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks". I'm pretty sure all of us think it would be funny to pull out a knife and chase you for six blocks.

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WackyTaco99 6

what did you think would happen? Asshat.

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