Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on...

By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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obesecow2012 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

wtf ydi

_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:29

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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_awwhellnaw_ 45

Friday 2 January 2015 10:51

OP's a dick. Why would you do this to another person?

G00N3R 19

Monday 5 January 2015 6:53

You're a wanker

mexgirl 11

Monday 5 January 2015 20:20

U are an asshole

FearZeSquirrel 7

Sunday 11 January 2015 23:47

Ydi totally

ToxicTyrael 26

Thursday 15 January 2015 21:05

YDI!

sherbear86 21

Friday 16 January 2015 17:26

he just wanted to "shank" you for the rock

xninix_fml 36

Tuesday 20 January 2015 7:43

Wow this is so ****** up.

brssps1 19

Thursday 22 January 2015 17:20

You totally deserve it...

PRED321 9

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:16

Ydi u r a dick

ImagineCrazy 27

Wednesday 28 January 2015 5:22

o_o

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