Health: Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's... - FML

By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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lifesuxsometimes 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:21

That sucks SO MUCH! I'm so sorry that happened. OMG.

Arrow_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:32

I don't understand the people who say "you deserved this". Why?

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Evii_fml 5

Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:01

Aqhh Good Thing Yuh Wer Numb Or That Would've Hurt LIke A Bitch.! I Thinqk.!

Vanessa209 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:45

I'd press charges lol

cubhicbu 0

Friday 7 January 2011 2:44

Omfg I rly hate dentists

KeltonLyn 0

Friday 4 February 2011 7:02

LAWSUIT

guidry103 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 2:50

srry but ydi cuz u paued for a cheep dentist. :/

manderrrr 2

Sunday 20 March 2011 14:06

that's too sweet! lol

halfprincess 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:35

Ouccchh! That reminded me when I was much younger, I went back from a dentist & blood was still gushing out of my mouth to my & my dad's shirt. Cried all the way home & gave me the trauma of anything has to do with pulling teeth. Stupid cheap dentist

omgdoublefml 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 22:16

I'd sue

DReamBig24 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:29

ohhhhh dear.....

markiesharkie 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:27

sue them?

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