By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 10:39 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

ouch. Why do you feel the need to fake an ****** in any situation? There are lots of guys out there who will listen to what needs to be done to satisfy you. Good luck.

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ForaakenSk8r 0

Usually when you tell your significant other that sex isn't pleasurable anymore, they usually find new and exciting ways to spice things up in bed.

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santagirl13 0

you're not alone in this fml. i share your pain.

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okieraider71 4

When you fake it, all you are doing is saying "Yes-Do it just like that every time". Tell your other half exactly how you like it!!! You will both be glad you did.

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The__Redneck 7

Definitely. The reason your fella's doing a bad job is because you make him think he's doing a good job. Ladies, we'd rather have to try it again than be lied to.

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Serenti 19

if you can't succeeding on climaxing on your own you honestly can't expect your partner to pull it off either....

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BadSuerte 0

Get a vibrator. Or if you're a guy use a condom (:

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lulzmylife 4

YDI for ever faking in the first place. I've never understand why women do this (and I'm a woman myself). If your partner isn't satisfying you, TELL THEM. How do you ever expect to get anywhere in your sex life if you won't communicate what works for you and what doesn't work for you? Faking an ****** is just letting your partner be lazy and get off easy. Screw that "sparing their ego" crap--if your partner is so insecure and/or arrogant that they can't take a little bit of constructive advice, they're not worth sleeping with anyway.

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taurusxdee 10

Females ate stupid to pretend to ******. If you don't help your man or woman and guide them to make you ******, you never will! Stop faking!

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Idontbelievethis 1

Obviously some of these morons can't read, or dont know what masturbation is. I suggest a vibrator powerful enough to give you what you need. The rabbit gets a lot of hype, or there is the hitachi wand. Dont be ashamed, be free. You are responsible for your own pleasure. Good luck!

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