By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 10:39 - Australia

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Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

ouch. Why do you feel the need to fake an ****** in any situation? There are lots of guys out there who will listen to what needs to be done to satisfy you. Good luck.

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mzwhitaker85 0

I'm glad I don't have this problem I don't have to fake a ******, my husband knows how to please me

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ICaughtFire 4

Thanks for sharing.

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Buzzy123 7

Read the ads that say "Click here to know how to pros DO IT!" on **** sites

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grands138 4

Wanna know the key to great sex? Communication! Get over your insecurities and say, "I like it when you...". And I hate to tell you, most likely if the sex isn't good for you, it's probably not all that great for him either!

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structuredchaoz 4

If you aren't getting off, you aren't with the right person. Try it with someone you love.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Exactly this!!!!!!!!! I was with several guys before I met my fiancé (all were serious boyfriends) and not one of them could get me there. The first time with my fiancé and boom, ******. And he was a virgin so he had no experience to go off of. When you find the one it just happens. I always have at least 2 or 3 orgasms every time we make love. The right person makes all the difference!

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justanotherhuman 21

*or* just more compelling evidence in the arousal department for the 'mind-over-matter' argument.

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bubo_fml 10

"Fake it til ya make it!"

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Raooka 6

Frankly, if you're having trouble climaxing even when you're alone, it's likely not your partner. It could be some kind of condition causing you trouble. You should talk to your doctor about this.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

damn /: thats strange that you would fake it with yourself but i dont understand why people fake it in the first place.

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