Today, I put a glass of apple cider in the microwave and forgot...

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By IngenuityAbsent - 10/04/2018 03:43

Today, I put a glass of apple cider in the microwave and forgot about it, when I returned I discovered I had set it for 10 minutes instead of 1. My microwave is now coated with a fine crispy layer of freshly roasted cider. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 12 April 2018 2:20

Heat up a water/ vinegar mixture (in a bowl) in the microwave for a few minutes to moisten all six sides. Confirm via google.

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jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 12 April 2018 2:20

Heat up a water/ vinegar mixture (in a bowl) in the microwave for a few minutes to moisten all six sides. Confirm via google.

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