Kids, eh?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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Sencilia101 31

Wednesday 23 October 2019 16:35

I think that's adorable.

bullsonyourface 20

Wednesday 23 October 2019 17:04

kids say the darndest things

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Sencilia101 31

Wednesday 23 October 2019 16:35

I think that's adorable.

bullsonyourface 20

Wednesday 23 October 2019 17:04

kids say the darndest things

silentbabydeer 10

Thursday 24 October 2019 11:59

Awe! That’s so cute!

E2dav 5

Saturday 26 October 2019 10:28

Kids have no filter

baristalbc 18

Sunday 27 October 2019 8:18

I have the same question actually.

ojosRojos 28

Monday 18 November 2019 17:33

She’s 4, I wouldn’t worry about it. Everyone knows little kids don’t have filters

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