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By unwanted daughter - 02/07/2014 15:54 - Canada - Oliver

Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

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By Username - 29/10/2010 23:15 - France

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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Highly inappropriate

By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 22:15 - United States - Lehi

Today, my in-laws came for dinner. My 5-year-old son chose that as the perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" when my daughter coughed up some of her food. I have no idea where he heard it, but my mother-in-law blamed me, and my wife had to convince her not to call CPS on me. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By quietdown - 30/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 07:14 - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

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Me is what matters

By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 05:01

Today, my mother once again interrupted me and talked over me, as though I wasn't saying anything at all. Then she wondered why I remained quiet after she was done talking about her mother doing that. Must run in the family. FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

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cwrocker 14

Wednesday 2 July 2014 21:05

Wow, sorry OP sometimes parents speak before they think

mattiscg 22

Wednesday 2 July 2014 21:07

some people shouldn't ever be parents.

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zahidnasir 22

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:06

SORRY OP ..just remember the good she had told about you in past

insane786 3

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:07

I can't click 'I agree. Ur life sucks'..cos if did suck..and she swallowed...well we wouldn't be commenting here

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:13

I sure hope she just used you as an example not as a true statment

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:17

maybe she was refering to your skills and happy that you don't have any unwanted pregnancies.

phoneaddict13 29

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:20

maybe she meant she wasn't ready to be a parent when she had you? just trying to look on the bright side..

njgohard 16

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:27

How is there even a YDI on this?

mt631 18

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:46

Trolls

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:44

Don't feel bad, I was an oops baby too!!!!

ShowMeKay 20

Thursday 3 July 2014 6:23

An oops baby? Haha that's the first time I've heard that term for an unwanted pregnancy.

DylanHasClass 17

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:44

Well that's interesting

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:49

Shouldn't that be that it's better to use a condom? It's not like spitting got her pregnant.

StickyPickles 33

Wednesday 2 July 2014 22:54

The best part of you ran down your moms leg it would seem

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