Intimacy: Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/10/2014 01:10 - United States - Dayton

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Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

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By nraecher - 23/03/2013 04:43 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2015 04:38 - United States - Harrison

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Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Icepick in the ears time

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 11:38 - United States - Salem

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Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

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Jazilli 7

Friday 17 October 2014 8:42

Nickname maybe?

devildog562 33

Friday 17 October 2014 8:43

Female Boner be gone.

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lentkaysi 8

Sunday 22 May 2016 2:54

I have this exact problem. My brother is Kolin and my fiance is Collin. I never, ever, ever say my fiances name lol. It's always "baby" or "babe" . Especially during sex lol.

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