By redbluegreen - 09/08/2009 09:26 - United States

Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML
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That actually wasn't the reason. The mother was the one that decided on the name, not my dad. She did it so that he could leave my mom and me without 'losing' anything.

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instantfail 0

Why do people click You deserved it? She doesn't.

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I think a **** punch is in order. Give it to your dad, twice for the lulz.

Njord09 2

its so sad when people use their brain for evil deeds... yet i cannot not admire your father for his cunning. is the perfect thing, he'd never get your name wrong, to you or his wives. so easy to write birthday cards, and he can even say like: Oh "jane" you are my favorite. hahaha. FYL though =/

Snooglefry 0

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Brooklynxman 0

He is trying to grow a replacement for you, kill it before it grows old enough to kill you and assimilate into your life.

i wonder about all these people who think you deserve this.

This one definitely deserve to be on "Top FML." I hope enough people vote for it.

probably so he dosent have to worry about slipping the wrong name when talking about his son. But still FYL