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By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

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By WoofWoof - 27/09/2020 14:01 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML

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Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's 12 year-old son was making such loud and disgusting sounds while eating ramen noodles that it took every ounce of my self-control not to punch him. FML

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UsEumYong 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:45

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Dump his immature ass.

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michaelkiddguru 3

Wednesday 18 January 2012 10:59

Slap him in the face with a humongous fish evey time he says it! Fish face!! It's HILARIOUS!!!

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:01

Sounds like a real winner.

cthewhatever 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:07

Don't you mean wiener.

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:06

Ur dating a kid get rid of his dumb ass

milliee1706 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:11

Tell him if he continues, you'll tattoo him. He'll be apart of the pen club.. And be number 15 ;) PEN15

Voldy_fml 16

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:40

Say "YOU'LL NEVER SEE MY ******!"

cheesendouche 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:12

is your boyfriend 4? don't be embarrassed he is only making an arse of himself and anyone that saw that would feel sorry for u and wanna put him in the naughty corner

jasony0423 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:14

Yup, give him a coloring book and some crayons, then find yourself a real man.

KnucklesDeep 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:16

Why did you begin dating this manchild in the first place?

babygirl225665 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:37

Childish

katiebooboo 1

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:44

Just let him yell it, he'll realize that it doesn't bother you so it won't be "fun" anymore!

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