By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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UsEumYong 4

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

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mrbattleman 10

so that's how to get to second base! it's so obvious!

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Wow.. If I saw that I would laugh my ass off.

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Mirorbo 26

Darling, you do NOT need to be putting up with that level of immaturity. It's not worth it. Get away from him and find someone more level headed who doesn't act like he's 5.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Sounds like you "expanded" on my comment. Penis joke? Ha? Ha.... No? :(

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jacob4592 0

U might as well date a 9 yr old if that is how he is going to act

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RensM 22

just let him, he is only embarrassing himself

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onlychildFTW 33

Time to talk to this immature idiot. And if that doesn't work, leave him for someone mature.

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