Intimacy: Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 22:08 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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ILoveFluttershy 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:53

I love you, and your husband.

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Comments

DaggersEdge 6

Wednesday 27 June 2012 10:00

that should be considered an honour on your part OP

gracevet88 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 10:38

Lmfao

Edgre_Rowe 3

Wednesday 27 June 2012 11:33

hot

TheAngryKitten 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 13:41

Fluttershy? Well i don't see why you're complaining.

HealingTrout 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:23

The ****?

FunnyPlants 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 4:46

It could have been worse. He could have wanted you to be Sweetie Bell or Scootaloo

ohitsdaniella 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 7:33

True love right there.

Katja004 6

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:48

What the hell is fluttershy?

ricardo12458 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 15:59

[Fl]utter[sh]y <---> [Sh]utter[fl]y. -R

subbullet 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 19:52

Fluttershy is a character from the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

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