By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 13:12 - Sweden

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 0

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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stitch_book 4

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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ilovenoah 0

it's better than him saying...what ass? hahahahahaa! that's an FML!

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MetalLetteRaver 0

You otha brothas can't deny when that round thing is in yo face you get sprung. xD Ha. the FML is that he quoted Sir Mixalot, people.

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Sukismama 2

Are you dumb? Guys like T 'n A. Duh! They dont like flat bony butts its good to have a booty you should embrace it girl.

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nickle4054 1

hahahaha this is the best FML I've ever read

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kawaiianime 5

you can't ask guys those kinds of questions.. that's a pretty good answer actually xD

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ebruce11 0

the proper name is "baby got back" lmao

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roadracer39 5

its not the jeans that make your ass look big, its your big ass that makes your ass look big.

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SeiferAlmas 4

Women with big bottoms are attractive....

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