By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 13:12 - Sweden

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 0

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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stitch_book 4

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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paparoachgirl 6

if working at the adult shop has taught me one thing it's that matter what you look like, someone will love or have sex with you.

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Nederlander95 14

Umm yes?? You asked a question, he gave his answer. I'm not sure what you're looking for here. (Obvs a "no", but don't ******* ask if you're not gonna like the answer")

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TheVurcle 10

What you gonna do with a big, fat, butt? WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

why the hell is having a big butt bad... its actually a great quality. looks nice and its comfy. this isnt an fml its mlia

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