By SimpleSwimmer - 04/10/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
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1215116a 14

I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help

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every1luvsboners 11

In this economy you need a MBA at minimum to be a dishwasher. You're shooting too high. You should go apply with a traveling circus. You can be the person that trims the bearded lady's arm pit hair.

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pickingibson 0

Its to late for that. They are importing armpit trimmers from Korea

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MrSassypants 33

I am a dishwasher. It is actually pretty hard work, but sometimes during breaks I transform to a car and we race around the parking lot and.... oh.... that type of dishwasher.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Don't take it personally Julia. I'm sure there's a simple explanation. Why don't you try something else? Something with very few entry qualifications, requires no experience or training and pays about the same as dishwashing. Like marriage maybe?

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taternuts 0

Time for an epic dishwashing video montage accompanied by The Final Countdown (by Europe). They'll let you wash every dish twice after that

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every1luvsboners 11

So is your username and fake picture.

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wriptidez 0

people r just human .... what do they know. apply somewhere else

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perdix 29

They probably thought you wouldn't be able to handle the training. Of course, training involves listening to an illiterate, second-grade dropout who, in comparison to you, seems like Mensa material.

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