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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 02:04 - United States - Norwich

Today, from the living room, I heard the front door open. After carefully investigating, I found a complete stranger asleep in my bed. He didn't respond to any amount of poking and shaking but looked very comfortable while I phoned the police. FML
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blackonblight 32

You would be surprised how often this happens. There are tons of news stories of 'goldilocks drunks' climbing into beds at houses they've broken into, regardless of if said bed is already occupied. Sometimes the goldilocks drunk is naked. Often they insist they live there. This is a trend that needs to stop.

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0goniok 5

We close the door where I live. You know - with key?

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ashatash 12

if you didnt lock your door thats your fault.be careful! next time they might not just want to sleep

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be82tw 17

@17 Um, no. Locked or not, you are not at fault for someone helping themselves to your home. Period.

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H3LL_K1D 15

I think you need one of them auto locking front doors

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ChippyChoppy 21

This is in desperate need of a follow up

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