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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 02:04 - United States - Norwich

Today, from the living room, I heard the front door open. After carefully investigating, I found a complete stranger asleep in my bed. He didn't respond to any amount of poking and shaking but looked very comfortable while I phoned the police. FML
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aruden 25

Well most likely depending on how upset OP was or how cooperative the guy was he was either Trespassed or arrested for Burglary.

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fakedsincerity 32

Was it Goldilocks' brother? Seriously though that's scary. I hope he left peacefully.

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xyris_fml 28

This is one of those where a follow-up is so necessary. We must know what happened!

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dtdrpepperguy 14

To wake him up, did you try to poke poke poke poke his face poke poke poke his face?

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bstarqueen 16

Why am I reading this comment to the tune of Poker Face?

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science-teacher 15

Because they are the lyrics to poker face...

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MrKJM 13

it's funny cause it's happened to multiple. Had one person recording a drunk person walk into the home and wake up since he was in his old house and freaking out. the guy was nice enough to let him sleep the night.

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mermaidkeels 26

Rest assured that the police will get there soon.

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usnwife 18

This would be one of the reasons I always keep my doors locked!

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MyrmidonQueenn01 9

umm, any idea how he got in? might want to reevaluate the security of your own home.

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missyfiona89 28

I think he got in through the front door.

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MrKJM 13

there is a video on Facebook year old of this. very entertaining to watch. Cause the guy wakes up freaking out.

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