By Nothanks - 06/06/2016 02:43

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Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML
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Mangascribbler 19

How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.

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Steve95401 49

I've fallen and I can't get it up.

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Goblin182 26

I think it should be, "I'm ******* and I can't get up.".

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caitlincrc 16

WHAT were you doing? I'm imagining some sex swing weird position mishap?

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FrozenMusic 26

This is one of those FML's where OP really needs to comment and explain

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captainsmegma 12

Awe yes the Karma Sutra page 129. That is a most difficult position to master.

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Mehokaay 14

Gotta drink your milk son. Calcium is your friend

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katelng09 16

Did your girlfriend read Cosmopolitan?

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Calingaladha 21

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised...

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jenn16zazu 16

I'm so glad that others watch Futurama!

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