By Nothanks - 06/06/2016 02:43

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Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML
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Mangascribbler 19

How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.

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motoikkyu 13

What an awful experience! I feel for you, but I assure you, when you're 40, this will make a good story.

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Mangascribbler 19

How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.

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BananEnigma 24

Or Osteoporosis.... That just isn't right.

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cootiequeen4444 11

#14 i don't get why you are being down voted. 10/10 would prolly say sex that involves hip breaking is painful and thus not good... not to mention potentially embarrassing though hopefully the sex partner was concerned and helpful rather than judgemental.

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Bunnyluver 20

It probably was that good if he was moving his hips that hard!

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MasterTron 24

I think we all can say that it was at least climatic for sure.

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ezrajab 22

How the hell did you do that at such a young age op?

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SherbetGlitter 26

Ohhh that seriously sucks OP, I hope you feel better soon! Hopefully this is just a freak accident rather than a sign of something more serious. Fingers Crossed!

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GreedyGreedo 10

So I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you like it rough

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bfsd42 20

did you not drink your milk when you were growing up?

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SpyroMello 29

I hate milk and never drank a whole lot of it as a kid and I'm not breaking any hips during sex and neither is my boyfriend who also hates milk. So milk has nothing to do with this.

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Lalala579121 27

Funny that I just watched this on "Adam Ruins Everything" yesterday. Milk doesn't actually strengthen your bones.

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HylianBadger 21

Hey, at least it means you were giving it your all! Still sucks that it happened, though. Hope you heal quickly.

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fishinpink 20

stupid phone I meant to up thumb not down thumb. and this stupid app won't let me go bback and change it. and what really gets me hot is when I vote FYL or YDI

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Lalala579121 27

Try not to break your hip while you're voting on FMLs, 13.

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GhostFox 33

Holy shit, see a doctor. That is an indication of any number of illnesses, with cancer very much being on the list.

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GhostFox 33

Unless it was a significant fall, they still shouldn't have broken their hip at that age, barring some illness or condition thinning their bones or otherwise making them more fragile.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

They have a broken hip, something tells me they are going to see a doctor...

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MDoremis 38

Sometimes it's just the luck of the fall. I was 12/13 when I fell running in gym class and ripped all the soft tissue off my hip and fractured it. And only 15 when I broke both bones above my ankle because I slipped on some water and tripped.

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cootiequeen4444 11

remember that college basketball player that broke their leg when landing at just the "right" angle? when it comes to bone breaking, sometimes shit just happens. also, as mentioned they could have fallen ONTO something. maybe their was a "weapon" on the floor... like a bowling ball or a short metal sturdy side table with sinister corners. who knows?

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Yudith_fml 6

You too didn't drink your milk when you were young?

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BananEnigma 24

Yup, this is true. I've broken a lot of bones, but one of the most painful was when I shattered the growth plate in my big toe... Just by going down a step. Bones are weirdos.

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