Intimacy: Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band...

By bummed - 15/04/2012 07:03 - United States - Cresson

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

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By elijahrobrt - 07/01/2012 06:48 - United States

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

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By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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Opportunity knocks

By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML

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Rock n Roll is a dirty business

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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FREEBIRD!

By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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Bounced

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML

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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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RadiationNeon 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:35

Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.

patebishop 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:34

That sucks. I wonder what band it was

Comments

hotbill 4

Thursday 26 April 2012 9:11

wat da band name

kendraexismoore 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:29

You should of ******..:)

Danistars_fml 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:44

I saw Blood On The Dancefloor as a comment... ._.

bwtchinheels 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 6:18

What band was it?

vwgirl9 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:52

Holy crap that's so wrong

HU4L188 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:57

Something about this post just screams out: Asking Alexandria ;3

turtle_love94 8

Monday 9 July 2012 11:13

Why deny that?!

whoaa123 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 4:26

Lmfao I just cracked up after reading this

Greggums 2

Friday 10 August 2012 11:14

Should have gone with the sex? :/

OhSunshinex3 13

Saturday 3 November 2012 20:18

I want to know what band it is...

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