Intimacy: Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band...

By bummed - 15/04/2012 07:03 - United States - Cresson

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

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By elijahrobrt - 07/01/2012 06:48 - United States

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

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By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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Opportunity knocks

By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML

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Rock n Roll is a dirty business

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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FREEBIRD!

By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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Bounced

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML

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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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RadiationNeon 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:35

Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.

patebishop 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:34

That sucks. I wonder what band it was

Comments

kemando 22

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:01

Glad my music Idols equally gracious and nice as she is talented. Fyl op

eimiii_fml 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:55

I can only guess who it could be and in that situation question you, lol. Seriously though, well done you for your self-respect. :)

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:08

Hang on...After surviving the "road crew auditions," why would you choke when claiming the big prize?

Foreverndalways 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:03

It was actually Skillet. They were in PA Sunday...

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 17 April 2012 13:56

I woulda lopped it off... I mean wtf and what band was this.. Nobody good I assume.

DOCT0RJONES 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:15

So after them helping you put so much, you couldn't put out for them.....Thats selfish.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:54

I guess that's not your favorite band anymore.

A7x4REVer 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 21:33

Must have been My Darkest Days.

bangbangbabexx 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:50

Broo ; wtf . What kind of person would say no ?!

Cablo_Gubla 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:25

That's one of the most disheartening things I've ever read. I'd hug you right now if I could. Don't burn their CDs, though, use them as coasters or something. The satisfaction from burning them wouldn't last, plus it's kinda cliche, coasters though, that's disrespect that lasts.