Miscellaneous: Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted...

By allwrong - 16/03/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2025 21:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML

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Yikes

By Anonymous - 29/11/2025 15:00

Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML

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You deserved it 121

Missed connections

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 14:04 - United States - Midlothian

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

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You deserved it 4 329

By abnormallyadam - 09/02/2016 13:08 - Australia - Footscray

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

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Work husbands and wives…

By Anonymous - 18/08/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, I (35) have a crush on my supervisor (55) [we're both managers). I cannot get my mind off them. They are married and have kids my age. It's not just looks, but how they treat me, feels like they actually respect me, which I don’t feel like people do. I know nothing will happen between us, but can't stop thinking about them. FML

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Crushed

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 00:02

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML

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You deserved it 206

By HereForJAMMF - 09/11/2016 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

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You deserved it 6 327

By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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crystalmethod 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:10

So, you like them old and experienced?

orndog 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:12

Call me

Comments

BG_caligrown 0

Friday 2 March 2012 19:39

haha yeaaa yu ARE weird

Earth_Bound 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 20:58

Every pedophiles dream girl.

missyy04 0

Friday 23 March 2012 6:31

That makes no sense. You should Get professional help.

writergirl23 19

Monday 28 May 2012 0:32

Hmmm. Well, you can stop crushing on a crush, it's all in the mind. I've done it loads of times (aka found out he was taken, etc.). It's not as hard as it sounds unless you have no self control.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 19:48

the hell?

Vintage_Cola 29

Wednesday 19 March 2014 23:05

Girl, your only 18! Some people fall in love in their 20-30s, once you turn 40, shit gets bad.

MkayET 2

Sunday 20 July 2014 1:25

I've had problems with this before.......a lot of problems. :( Not that I've done anything, of course, but.....it's just really nice to know I'm not alone.