Miscellaneous: Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted...

By allwrong - 16/03/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML

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You deserved it 13 278

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2025 21:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML

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You deserved it 197

Yikes

By Anonymous - 29/11/2025 15:00

Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML

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You deserved it 121

Missed connections

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 167

By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 14:04 - United States - Midlothian

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

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You deserved it 5 343

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 225

You deserved it 4 329

By abnormallyadam - 09/02/2016 13:08 - Australia - Footscray

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

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You deserved it 4 831

Work husbands and wives…

By Anonymous - 18/08/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, I (35) have a crush on my supervisor (55) [we're both managers). I cannot get my mind off them. They are married and have kids my age. It's not just looks, but how they treat me, feels like they actually respect me, which I don’t feel like people do. I know nothing will happen between us, but can't stop thinking about them. FML

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You deserved it 345

Crushed

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 00:02

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML

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You deserved it 206

By HereForJAMMF - 09/11/2016 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 410

You deserved it 6 327

By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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You deserved it 3 313

crystalmethod 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:10

So, you like them old and experienced?

orndog 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:12

Call me

Comments

Kuramasan_fml 12

Tuesday 23 March 2010 5:57

dude...... you know because of likely older guys you'll always be able to find someone though right? older guys like younger girls.

vkochie92 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:15

hey, i have the same problem. I really like my english teacher too. Hes not 80 though, hes 33, and im only 17, but still. I hoping that after i graduate and turn 18 that he and I might be able to get a relationship, but i highly doubt it....cross ur fingers for me, and ill cross mine for you...(if you want me to)

akiluv 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 17:21

as long as he's not married

LukeMan 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 10:19

Age is nothing but a number. Unless you under 18. Then it's just wrong.

BellaRose21 8

Tuesday 18 May 2010 16:24

#221 I agree :D. And I'm 22 my boy friend of 2 1/2 years is 43. we have our issues but we are very much in love. I hope very much that things work out for you :D Ignore the haters and just live your life.

wowyurcool1 0

Monday 14 June 2010 3:21

lucky guy

kaitlyn3xo 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:36

your suspicions have been confirmed. you are weird

art61395 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 4:02

Hey, I've got a friend like this, and he's old enough to be her grandfather. But it's more like she likes him in the 'i admire and respect him as a person' not the 'he's so hot i want to make out with him' way. hopefully it's the same for you...