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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 03:31 - India - Bangalore

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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Sunday 24 August 2014 15:43

Orgy?

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Sunday 24 August 2014 15:45

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ladybugz23 13

Monday 25 August 2014 5:41

creepy

vividpictures 17

Monday 25 August 2014 7:17

Turn around, walk out the first exit you see, delete his number, run, don't look back. That day never happened.

Olive39 6

Tuesday 26 August 2014 2:18

Hope you said hi to them . :-)

my2centsworth 15

Tuesday 26 August 2014 5:38

Cut him loose or eventually he'll accuse you of cheating on him with his imaginary friends.

Tia00016 11

Tuesday 26 August 2014 15:21

Maybe the guys schizophrenic?

kernelkat 16

Thursday 28 August 2014 15:45

God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit? Yeah lots of people bring them.

Nickoli42 3

Friday 12 September 2014 18:13

The voices may not be real, but they sure have good ideas.

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Saturday 16 April 2016 11:09

What was the name of these "friends"?

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