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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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Gweedo65 16

Sunday 24 August 2014 15:43

Orgy?

Zelphoric 25

Sunday 24 August 2014 15:45

Aaaaaaaandddd time to leave

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skyeyez9 24

Sunday 24 August 2014 22:19

Wonder if he was messing with you? Or does he actually see his "friends?" Some mentally ill people actually do see their imaginary friends, and the visual cortex in their brain is active when the see these things.

tony1891 22

Sunday 24 August 2014 23:07

did his imaginary friend ride off into the sunset on a unicorn too?

Mads_1234 28

Monday 25 August 2014 1:25

What, you don't like us?

ThaReaper319 19

Monday 25 August 2014 1:29

Was he a bit schizo or does he have psychosis? That could the the problem.

DrGoldFish 5

Monday 25 August 2014 2:40

Maybe they'll all put out... Or you can assign each a chore to do.. Yes.

cjwayy 22

Monday 25 August 2014 2:58

The dude's crazy. You may have to block his number.

StellaNox 16

Monday 25 August 2014 4:00

Friends? As in plural? Wow, intimacy is going to be .. Great?

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 25 August 2014 4:00

Was "Foster" his last name?

Luciferpanties 3

Monday 25 August 2014 4:53

are you sure he wasn't Schizophrenic?

fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 25 August 2014 4:59

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